a new approach to get started with cryptocurrency
we offer a simple, safe & fun way to start owning a hamster crypto.
Low cost.
Low risk.
Low effort.
that is not something you hear everyday when it comes to cryptocurrency.
We can help if one of these sounds like you….
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I hear the hype and how crypto is the future but I literally don’t know where to start. It all sounds like techy geek-speak to me.
— Crypto-Confused
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It’s the hype and scams that scares me off. I’d like to build some understanding to give me confidence in using or owning cryptocurrencies.
— Crypto-Cautious
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I keep hearing about triple digit growth of coins but don’t know how to find them or get hold of them. I’d happily gamble a few $ if I knew how.
— Crypto-Chancer
Why Hamsters?
Hamsters are popular and easy first pets. If you can’t look after a hamster, you probably shouldn’t move on to bigger, more complicated or more dangerous pets. Hamsters are affordable, relatively easy and fun to look after. But even a cute little hamster can sometimes be a challenge. They can fight. They can bite. And of course, sometimes they die unexpectedly. Owning a hamster can be a great life lesson to prepare for bigger and more rewarding challenges.
What do you get?
Hamster Treats
Each month you’ll receive an amount* of carefully selected crypto tokens into your own private hosted store that is yours to use whenever you are ready.
Hamster Storage
Each treat needs it own store. We’ll create and host the stores each month for you and provide a simple dashboard for you to keep track of your hamstered tokens and their value.
Hamster School
In addition to explaining the monthly token selection, you will have access to a growing catalog of cryptocurrency learning content in plain speak (as opposed to geek speak!) to suit your casual curiosity and interest..
Hamster Talk
The cryptocurrency community can be a bit daunting over noobs. Our online community and forums are curated and moderated to allow you to discuss crypto using language and terms you understand
While we start our hamster breeding program we’d really appreciate if you register your interest in a plan level that would work for you.
Virtual Hamster
Free
Our intro offering to help you understand how the service works while your also learn basics of crypto.
Standard Hamster
$20
per month
Our standard offering at a price point that is not going to break anyone’s budget.
Greedy Hamster
$TBD
We will be customer led so if there is demand we can look at larger or more frequent drops for those after a little more hamster action.
Our Story
Once upon a time, not all that long ago, we (Mike and Ian) worked together at Cisco where we paired our talents to demystify complex infrastructure services for our customers. Mike, the technical maestro, and Ian, the creative force, found a shared passion in transforming the intricate into the intuitive.
Having been reunited by the shifting sands of the job market, it didn’t take long before Mike was talking crypto. Mike eagerly rode the early waves of crypto and back then nudged anyone who would listen to grab a slice of Bitcoin. Ian dipped a toe in curiously but was always cautious about throwing money at something he didn’t really understand.
Our heads quickly aligned around the problem of how to demystify this cryptic landscape for the crypto-curious. We realized if Ian was still pretty baffled by the topic (and he isn’t daft), there must be plenty of others feeling the same way.
The more we delved in, the clearer we saw the divide between the crypto-savvy and curious bystanders. The gap was vast, filled with jargon, complexity, and a maze of information that seemed daunting to the uninitiated. That’s when CoinHamster was born — our brainchild designed to guide you through the crypto universe with simplicity, a dash of fun, and a commitment to affordability and low risk.
We will try to make this crypto maze simple and fun. We want to make this overwhelming whale of topic in appetizing, easy to digest platter (vegan options available).
At CoinHamster, it’s up to you how far or deep you want to go. If you just want to collect the tokens, that’s totally fine. We hope you learn enough to at least be able to manage a crypto wallet and exchange cryptocurrency tokens for other tokens or traditional money.
We hope you earn enough that you’re not only avoiding losses, but you might actually make a bit of coin. We promise not to lock you in, there will never be a annual plan. Just pay monthly and if the fun stops. Stop.
We commit to no bull and no geek-speak. We apologize in advance for gratuitous puntastic language and metaphorical musings.
If you are still reading and want in, just click the button and drop some contact details to join the list for the beta.
Mike & Ian
Founders, CoinHamster